Di puncak tangga sosial saya berbicara
Let me welcome you here officially
Izinkan saya menyambut Anda di sini secara resmi
To the back drop of martini clatter
Untuk setetes kembali deringan martini
Break the ice with superficial chatter
Pecahkan es dengan obrolan yang dangkal
I'm glad to be this year's MC
Saya senang menjadi MC tahun ini
To greet the chic and the elite
Menyambut chic dan elit
Yeah, you finally get to mix and mingle
Ya, akhirnya Anda bisa bergaul dan berbaur
Pressing flesh until your fingers tingle
Menekan daging sampai jemari anda tergelitik
Worldwide socialites unite
Umat sosial di seluruh dunia bersatu
OK, alright
OK baiklah
The band is grander than I recall
Band ini lebih megah dari yang kuingat
The talk is cultured, if a little small
Pembicaraan itu berbudaya, jika sedikit kecil
Keep parading your charading manners
Teruslah memamerkan sopan santun Anda
Keep pretending that it really matters
Terus berpura-pura bahwa itu benar-benar penting
Don't ask, don't tell
Jangan tanya, jangan bilang
And please don't stare at the emperor
Dan tolong jangan menatap kaisar
In his underwear
Dalam pakaian dalamnya
Special thanks to the snack committee
Terima kasih khusus kepada panitia camilan
Heavens, don't those tarts look pretty
Astaga, jangan tart itu terlihat cantik
Worldwide socialites unite
Umat sosial di seluruh dunia bersatu
Enjoy the conversation
Nikmati percakapannya
But try to keep it light
Tapi usahakan tetap ringan
Just avoid the friction
Hindari gesekan saja
And if you feel conviction
Dan jika Anda merasa yakin
Well then, baby, step outside
Baiklah, sayang, melangkah keluar
Let's keep the “lite” in social
Mari kita simpan “lite” di bidang sosial
Let's keep the social light
Mari kita menjaga cahaya sosial
Let's keep the “lite” in socialite
Mari kita simpan “lite” di socialite
Worldwide socialites unite
Umat sosial di seluruh dunia bersatu
Avoid the dreaded question
Hindari pertanyaan yang ditakuti
The meaning of our lives
Arti hidup kita
And as to God's existence
Dan tentang keberadaan Tuhan
Well, that's your private business
Nah, itu urusan pribadi Anda
And, quite frankly, impolite
Dan, sejujurnya, tidak sopan
Let's keep the “lite” in social
Mari kita simpan “lite” di bidang sosial
Let's keep this social light
Mari kita jaga cahaya sosial ini
Let's keep the “lite” in socialite
Mari kita simpan “lite” di socialite